New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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