Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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