I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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