I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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