I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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