white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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