Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We need to feng shui this bitch.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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