ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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