Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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