Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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