I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We have so much sex to catch up on
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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