OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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