So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
