There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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