just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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