scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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