oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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