We're facebook friends in real life
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Holy shit dude........stairs
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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