My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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