Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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