i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
