what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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