I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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