so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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