It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
NoShamevember. You game?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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