Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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