I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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