if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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