He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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