He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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