I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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