can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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