I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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