mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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