haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
All I want is dick and wine.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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