idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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