I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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