at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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