this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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