so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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