thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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