Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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