And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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