ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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