i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
