I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
