Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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