Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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