We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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