there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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