Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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