Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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