What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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