I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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