I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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